The Redemption of Professor Margarine

Even though Professor Margarine is a racist, sexist, stale toot, she does have some goodness in between her outlandish rants and incoherent babbling. (For the entire story, see previous posts 1, 2, 3, and 4.) I’m convinced that even though she appears to have mashed potato brains, she has a warm, baked potato heart under […]

When things don’t work out.

Maude here. When things don’t work out in my favor, I like to think that I handle it graciously. But let’s be honest, I handle failures like an infant. Anyone close to me knows this. It turns into a fiasco of emotion and sentiment and underlying meanings and wave after wave of self-depricating self-talk. In […]