“Dance Moms” are Dicks

Maude here. I’ve been watching the show “Dance Moms” on Amazon Prime. I’m on season 2 and it has become something I’m probably more emotionally attached to than is socially acceptable. DUDES. Dudes… This show is phenomenally repulsive and addictive. It’s confusing, it’s infuriating, and it is one of the most emotionally shallow things I’ve ever […]

Quincy and Maude tackle the holidays

Maude here. Well, t’is the season… the season of stress, overcharged credit cards, travel, and flu-like diseases. This is the time of year where we always overcommit to social engagements and find ourselves utterly exhausted until January 1st. American Christmas is basically the worst time of year… that’s why Quincy and I have committed ourselves […]

When things don’t work out.

Maude here. When things don’t work out in my favor, I like to think that I handle it graciously. But let’s be honest, I handle failures like an infant. Anyone close to me knows this. It turns into a fiasco of emotion and sentiment and underlying meanings and wave after wave of self-depricating self-talk. In […]