Professor Marge is Reported

Maude here. Darling readers, you may have read my post “The Redemption of Professor Margarine,” among other posts (1, 2, 3, 4). Now, I’m getting ready and compiling all of my notes to present to the school and to file a complaint. I survived the worst teacher I’ve ever had and one semester of her […]

Dance, Monkeys. Dance!

Maude here. My Spanish instructor asked, “Que comida te gusta?” (“What food do you prefer?”) So naturally, I said, “Yo prefiero verduras.” (“I prefer vegetables.” Because that’s the only non-stereotypical Spanish food item I know.) Ah, Spanish 1. Realm of 18 year olds and their broad world views… Student One: “EW! Vegetables? You could’ve said […]

My teacher has mashed potato brains.

Maude here. As you may have guessed, Quincy and I are young and spry individuals (unlike the “about page” photo). That being said, I’m still toooodling away in school, ever-so-gracefully acquiring basic-level classes in the glamorous world of community college. Don’t get me wrong. Community college is an excellent, affordable way to smash in the […]