Professor Marge is Reported

Maude here. Darling readers, you may have read my post “The Redemption of Professor Margarine,” among other posts (1, 2, 3, 4). Now, I’m getting ready and compiling all of my notes to present to the school and to file a complaint. I survived the worst teacher I’ve ever had and one semester of her […]

Professor Margarine’s Psychic Attack

Maude here. Ohhhhh she’s up to no good again! That loopy old community college instructor, Professor Margarine, gave us another feast of learnin’ today… For the first 3 episodes, see post 1, post 2, and post 3. We students stumbled into class at 9:30am, ready for another round of batshit crazy and we were not […]

An ongoing senior moment.

Maude here. As I mentioned in my post, “My teacher has mashed potato brains,” my current anthropology instructor leaves something to be desired. (This may be the understatement of the century.) I’ve deemed her teaching style “an ongoing senior moment” because bless her decrepit heart, she’s old as Methuselah. And I love old people much […]

My teacher has mashed potato brains.

Maude here. As you may have guessed, Quincy and I are young and spry individuals (unlike the “about page” photo). That being said, I’m still toooodling away in school, ever-so-gracefully acquiring basic-level classes in the glamorous world of community college. Don’t get me wrong. Community college is an excellent, affordable way to smash in the […]