Maude here. I’ve been watching the show “Dance Moms” on Amazon Prime. I’m on season 2 and it has become something I’m probably more emotionally attached to than is socially acceptable. DUDES. Dudes… This show is phenomenally repulsive and addictive. It’s confusing, it’s infuriating, and it is one of the most emotionally shallow things I’ve ever […]
Maude here. As Quincy so kindly pointed out in our last post, coffee makes me stink to high heaven. I think it’s the caffeine that makes the sweat smell pungent and unrelenting. That’s why I’m sitting here, next to Quincy and our dog, Blueberry, just to spite them. I not only get a great whiff […]
Quincy and Maude here. We’ve been experiencing a black hole effect coming from our Xbox… and it’s getting ugly. When your contact lenses stick to your eyes, you miss social events and workouts, and you start acquiring more than your fair share of cellulite dimples on your arse, you may be suffering from Video Streaming. […]
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